So I had bronchitis this past week. Hacking up a lung is never fun. I went to a wedding and there was a guy smoking like a chimney behind me. I escaped to the lobby for some fresh air where I saw the bride. After a happy exchange, she asked me what I was doing. I told her I was “escaping” from the smoke and she took concern over my health and told me to take care of myself. After that exchange, I left without saying goodbye due to her disappearing into a massive sea of guest dancing.
What I really should feel bad about but don’t: Leaving without saying goodbye.
What I feel bad about: Said that I was “escaping.”
Why did that make me feel horrible?: Because of the wording of how I said it. Telling the bride that you are escaping her wedding is probably not the best thing to say to a bride on her wedding day.
Would she even care I did or said any of that?: Most likely not.
Did I tell a bunch of people about how bad I felt about this meaningless exchange?: You better believe it.
What did they say?: That I was fine.