I am addicted to you, oh so so good things.
Your cheesecakes, your milk chocolate. The happiness it brings,
Your white version Taco Bell, caramel apple empanadas,
Your salt and vinegar chips, more addictive than marijuana,
Your Cheesecake Factory five-cheese pasta satiates my palate,
Your coffee-flavored M&Ms that I had to get by submitting a ballot,
Your sugary Panda Express chow mein and your In-n-Out chocolate-vanilla shakes,
Your food just makes me have all kinds of sugar aches,
Your cheeseburgers! So warm to the touch,
Your Costco cheese pizza un-ruining my lunch.
So the moral is: Just eat whatever the heck you want!
No diet that can keep me away from my food confidant.
Don’t you dare try to change what I love,
And to answer your question that you typed in above,
No. It’s too addictive. It’s also high in sugar, carbs and fat,
But who cares?! Go away! I am so done with this silly chat.