Oh you foul beast. You take a million years to prepare. You bring out the worst in us with your high-maintenance dressing. But you are simple. You are great at making me full. Gather your fibers between my teeth. Take your bland flesh and let me chew upon you. Make me forget the world as a sloppily eat your legs with all ten of my fingers. Ahhh… I will take your joints and crunch them like bubble gum.
I am a carnivore tonight. That is all I am.